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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! PO THE TELETUBBY!!! VS PO THE DRAGON WARRIOR!!! FIGHT!!! (Po) I'm from over the hills and far away! I'm the smallest Teletubby, and I've come out to play! Wait, you're no dragon? Unless my eyes need a blinky! Nope, just a panda fatter than my brother Tinky Winky! I see your series is popular. Yep, all the fans are hurrying. But do you teach discipline? Or do you teach straight up bullying? Snow leopards and cranes to a bear? Look, I don't wanna hate. But it's easy to win a fight when your opponents are half your body weight! The Five weren't in your trailer? Guess Universal decided to give it a rest. And all you get's that hug from your pretty little Tigress. Stick to your love of food and everything that's edible. Even preschool viewers know that a panda and tigress isn't physically compatible! *PO* is this seariously who i'm up against? looks like the dragon warrior gonna put this preschool abomination to the test. your show is universally

IT'S A CLAY STOPMOTION CHRISTMAS RAP BATTLE!!! JACK SKELLINGTON IS BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! AND HE'S GOING UP AGAINST..... ......RANKIN AND BASS'S RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER!!! FIGHT!!! (Jack) Hey Zero! Who's a good boy? Wait you're nowhere as cute. I'd red light stop this battle, but the point is probably moot. Cuz I'm sure you've got that covered with that little neon blinker. People only respect your usefulness. How's that for a thinker? Yes, Zero might be a knockoff with that jack o'lantern nose to mimic. But we're and original concept, you're a Montgomery Ward's shopping gimmick! For sixty years you've been outdated, might as well take a loss I do insist. It's a town of horrid monsters against a deer, a failed prospector, and a crappy dentist! (rudolph) i'm one of santa's reindeer you kindapped him in your movie. that's gonna get you on the naughty list for life baby. your santa speaking of is the worst he's grump all the time. i'll prove i'm the superior